Nov 10, 2007

The Children of Israel


Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't figger out."

"What's that Joey?" asked Goldblatt.

"Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"

"Right."

"An' the Children of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?"

"Er--right."

"An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"

"Again you're right."

"An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?"

"All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?"

"What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What wuz all the grown-ups doin?"

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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:26 AM

    Bernadine,

    What a punch line. I am a smilin'. I bet kids do wonder about some of the scriptures. This is too funny.

    You and I are sisters of the heart. I love to laugh and I know you do also. Thank you for making me smile on this beautiful Sunday morning. Have a fantastic week and thank you for joining in the fun. Love and hugs, Lynn

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  2. This was really cute. A good little chuckle! Have a blessed Sunday. Hugs, e-Mom :~D

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  3. How funny...

    gotta love those kids...

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