Thanks for the electric guitar you gave me for Christmas," little Chris Cody said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best present I ever got." "That's great," said his uncle. "Do you know how to play it?"
"Oh, I don't play it," the little fellow said. "My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night.
(I'm so thinking about buying one of my godsons drums this Christmas...)
lol, this made me laugh. I love you.
ReplyDeleteNice! Surprisingly, my parents never came up with this one during all of my years of loud practicing in our small house!! lol
ReplyDeleteThis is hilaroious... I have thought that once or twice when my daughters flute was a squeeking.
ReplyDeleteHave a blessed week and thanks for making me laugh. Love and hugs, Lynn